Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.

Welcome to the delicious Dark Side of Energy.

Meet our 3 Sexy Flavors

Strong Coffee & Crrrack™

No-nonsense Colombian coffee with a healthy dose of our special "WAKE TF UP" magic. We get it. You like your coffee black, and that makes you better than everyone else. Respect.

Caramel Cream & Crrrack™

All of that beautiful "spank me daddy" energy you expect from us, but dressed up like a respectable church-going, bring-home-to-mom type flavor. Sweet and smooth with rich caramel to top it off.

Cream Sugar & Crrrack™

Maybe you like your morning smack-in-the-face with a touch of sweet cream to ease the blow. Think of it like a velvety smooth sledgehammer to smash through whatever your day brings.

These people love our crrrack™

  • 5

    Are the testimonials on websites ever actually real?

    Abella D.

  • 5

    I feel like companies who put these on there homepage look cheesy.

    Riley R.

  • 5

    Yeah 99% of them are definitely fake. This coffee is really good though.

    Johnny S.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Our Cracked Out Coffee series offers some of the highest caffeine contents per serving, especially our flagship flavors like Strong Coffee & Crrrack™, each containing 400 mg of caffeine to power your day.
  • Cracked Out Coffee stands out by combining high-quality, organic coffee with a unique blend of nootropics and 400 mg of caffeine, offering a more natural and sustained energy boost without the typical crash associated with traditional energy drinks.
  • L-theanine, a key ingredient in our Cracked Out blend, is known for promoting relaxation without drowsiness, reducing stress, and improving focus, particularly when combined with caffeine, as it smooths out the 'jitters' to give you a balanced boost.
  • Absolutely! Our Cream Sugar & Crrrack™ flavor is a perfect choice. It's sugar-free yet deliciously sweet, crafted with natural sweeteners to keep your energy up without the sugar crash.
  • Yes, all of our Cracked Out Coffee flavors, including Caramel Cream & Crrrack™, are vegan-friendly, ensuring everyone can enjoy a powerful caffeine kick without compromising dietary preferences.
  • Simply mix one packet of our Cracked Out Coffee powder with hot water or your favorite hot beverage for an instant, robust, and flavorful coffee that packs a potent caffeine punch.
  • For those long nights and tough mornings, Cracked Out Coffee is ideal. Our blend is specially designed to keep you alert and focused, making it one of the best options for extended energy.
  • Yes, our coffee blends are perfectly suited for those on a ketogenic diet. They contain no sugars and are packed with high-quality MCT oil, promoting ketone production and energy without carbs.
  • While individual tolerance can vary, it is generally recommended not to exceed 400 mg of caffeine daily. Each serving of our Cracked Out Coffee provides a substantial boost within these guidelines, designed to be safe and effective.
  • You can purchase all our products directly from our website. We offer fast shipping options to make sure you get your energy fix quickly and conveniently.